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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth

Original Profile Link: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mommy-Has-A-Potty-Mouth/206650299403798

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A lil bit crazy with a side of Fuck you! Visit http://mommyhasapottymouth.com/ for more!

Description
Are you the kind of person who attends a good rock concert, sees someone smoking weed and runs off like a little bitch to tell security?

LEAVE, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE !!!

Are you the kind of person who walks down a pretty much secluded beach and comes across some folks perhaps getting a little frisky and has to use their cell phone to report it?

LEAVE, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE !!!

Heading down the highway, getting passed by folks on the left ..... do you look over at driver and claim, "They are speeding."

LEAVE, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE !!!

Your kid didn't win the award AND didn't deserve it anyway. Do you complain to the teacher or coach?

LEAVE, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE !!!

The waitress brings you unsweetened tea instead of sweet tea, you make a federal case about it instead of chilling and using your manners to correct it.

LEAVE, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE !!!

You wear your bra EVERYWHERE ...... sometimes even sleeping in it, not for comfort, practicality or support BUT because it's PROPER.

LEAVE, WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE !!!

Folks, this is Mardi Gras, a Kid Rock Concert, New Years Eve, a nude beach, boot camp and fire side on an adult weekend camping trip ..... all rolled into one. We are tax paying, FREE, adult AMERICANS that work all week, put up with fuckhead bosses, federal regulations and bullshit for 40 hours a week, 50+ weeks a year and CRAVE a place to gather and laugh. We LOVe our kids, but don't want them here and do OUR BEST to keep them out. If we wanted our fuddy duddy friends, relatives and coworkers here, we'd invite them ...... BUT WE DON'T.

LOVE US, RESPECT US ...... this page is unsweetened tea. Please use your manners if that is NOT what you want. IT's NOT NECESSARY to go to the manager to get the tea you want.

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 4:00:00 PM
I am sick of this song, so I LOVED this!!

Grumpy Cat Does the Harlem Shake - Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
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This is AWESOME. I agree with you, Grumpy Cat! (source: youtube)

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Wendy Olson commented at Feb 26, 2013 4:03:22 PM
that was funny!!

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 3:37:47 PM
After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 2:00:01 PM
Wow!! *facepalm*

The Dumbest Things Ever Posted on Facebook - Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
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I worry about the future of our world when I read things like this. Thanks, Facebook! (source: baconwrappedmedia)

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Beatriz Medina Robles commented at Feb 26, 2013 3:45:21 PM
Hilarious! Red Box is hiring! Hahaha

Melissa Marolla Chapman commented at Feb 26, 2013 3:53:50 PM
RedBox is the best! Got to love stupid people. At least they are good for a laugh

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth shared Little White Lion's photo.
at Feb 26, 2013 1:37:37 PM

Timeline Photos

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Edward Mastenbrook commented at Feb 26, 2013 3:54:24 PM
Thought you meant me.

Bethany Hemenway commented at Feb 26, 2013 4:02:16 PM
Hahaha.

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth added a new photo.
at Feb 26, 2013 1:26:32 PM

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 1:00:00 PM
Truth!

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 12:30:00 PM
Haha! Totally agree!

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Brenda J Garreffi commented at Feb 26, 2013 3:44:24 PM
YES!!!!!

Ashlee Martin commented at Feb 26, 2013 3:46:02 PM
Seriously until the day IM late then of course my boss IS there! Never fails!!!
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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 12:00:00 PM
Mornin' y'all

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 11:00:00 AM
SMDFH....~D

Real Excuse Notes from Parents to their Kids' Schools - Dmaged Goods
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These are 100% legit, folks. Believe it or not! Real Excuse Notes These are actual excuse notes (original spelling intact) from some of the most unintentionally hilarious parents around: My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E [...]

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Ann Tiernan commented at Feb 26, 2013 1:10:57 PM
O M G!

Kimberly J Mullane-Chenault commented at Feb 26, 2013 1:23:46 PM
less excuses, more school

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at Feb 26, 2013 9:35:27 AM
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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 8:00:01 AM
What a blast from the past! :)

Take a Trip Down Memory Lane - Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
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Wow, does this take me back! Love it. (source: Izismile)

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Robin Geisel commented at Feb 26, 2013 8:04:49 AM
I remember all of these. Wow

Tegan Marie commented at Feb 26, 2013 8:14:25 AM
They still make those. My daughter has one.
1 person likes this comment

Jackie Wood commented at Feb 26, 2013 8:57:40 AM
This is the newer one like my children had, mine was black, or BLACK

Christina Marie Waddell
at Feb 26, 2013 6:08:10 AM
Doesn't really look like the little girl on here wants to even do this. what a joke

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at Feb 26, 2013 5:59:44 AM
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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 4:30:02 AM
These are awesome!!

EPIC Wheelchair Costumes - Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
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These are unlike anything I've ever seen. Good job, parents! (source: themetapicture)

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Rebekah Turner commented at Feb 26, 2013 5:33:09 AM
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Jamie McAdams commented at Feb 26, 2013 1:24:50 PM
Very awesome

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at Feb 26, 2013 4:14:30 AM

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth added a new photo.
at Feb 26, 2013 4:01:10 AM

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at Feb 26, 2013 3:55:33 AM
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This Page is dedicated to Anyone and Everyone that loves a good laugh. No holding back on this page!!! If you offend easily then this is NOT the place for you.

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 3:00:01 AM
My friends would do this....~D

Hilarious Passed Out Photos - Dmaged Goods
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If you have friends who do this to you and take your photo instead of helping you out... ..you might want to rethink that! ;) (source: dumpaday)

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Tawni Oehrlein commented at Feb 26, 2013 3:05:26 AM
Fantastic pix!

Gina Patrick commented at Feb 26, 2013 3:07:24 AM
these r great !!!

Christine Litts Lekas commented at Feb 26, 2013 4:04:50 AM
These pics are plain ol' DISTURBING!!! WTF are people thinking??

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at Feb 26, 2013 1:37:17 AM

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 26, 2013 1:30:00 AM
HILARIOUS!! (and scary)

Proof There Are Morons Among Us... - Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
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WOW... I'm speechless!! Source: Dumpaday

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Steve Otto commented at Feb 26, 2013 2:51:52 AM
I'd say about 75% of those are photoshopped.

Firefly Ladybug commented at Feb 26, 2013 10:50:54 AM
Good lord.

Jennifer Wagner
at Feb 26, 2013 1:20:18 AM
Hey lady..its Jeni Wagner. I was just wondering if you may be able to cover 11-1 tomorrow so I can help Chris out at home...he just had surgery today. Just lemme know. Thank you.

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth shared Damaged Goods's photo.
at Feb 26, 2013 12:57:56 AM

Timeline Photos
HAHAHAHAHA......~D

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Roger White commented at Feb 26, 2013 2:29:02 PM
My Wife has 20 feet of closet space and a large chest of drawers, all packed as full as I can get them. The floor of one of the 20 foot closets is covered end to end with shoes, double stacked. Each year when she goes on vacation she spends no less than $50.00 for new clothes because she has no clothes that are descent enough to take. One year we decided to thin out her clothes from the closets because they weighed so much they had pulled the hanging rods away from the walls. We filled the bed of my pickup truck to the point that it sat down the bed of the truck lower than when I loaded a pallet of sod in it

Angela DiMaria commented at Feb 26, 2013 2:39:29 PM
Not this woman.

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth shared bob lucas's photo.
at Feb 26, 2013 12:45:32 AM

Timeline Photos
check out bob lucas page

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth added a new photo.
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at Feb 25, 2013 11:59:54 PM
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at Feb 25, 2013 11:36:13 PM

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 11:34:54 PM
Hahaha!!!

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Stephanie Matlock commented at Feb 26, 2013 3:54:29 PM
you are just what the DR. ordered today Jaycie!!! thanx.lol

Kemmie Stock commented at Feb 26, 2013 4:03:42 PM
They usually are

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at Feb 25, 2013 10:36:48 PM
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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 10:00:00 PM
This is just too perfect!! LOL

The difference between dogs and cats - Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
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This is hilarious! Definitely tells a true story. ;) (source: youtube)

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Courtney Fowler Bradner commented at Feb 26, 2013 12:18:21 PM
Hilarious!!

Heather Acosta commented at Feb 26, 2013 3:33:25 PM
lmao

Proud Mommy
at Feb 25, 2013 9:40:10 PM
Brand new page! Could you share please!?

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 9:27:54 PM
Haha! I can relate!

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at Feb 25, 2013 9:05:07 PM
Just found your page! Love it! Come see me sometime! ;) ~~~ Blondie

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Suzanna Norris commented at Feb 26, 2013 1:10:08 AM
I had hot wings for lunch haha

Ileana Gonzalez
at Feb 25, 2013 8:37:42 PM
Dear Mommy has a Potty Mouth, what do you do all day? I keep trying to read all your posts but it is impossible...:-)

The plumber award was hilarious!

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 8:36:11 PM
*adds bowling to her exercise routine*

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth shared Little White Lion's photo.
at Feb 25, 2013 8:09:56 PM

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If only.. ;)

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 8:00:00 PM
LOLOL

And the Plumber of the Year Award goes to... - Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
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Gregory Bleeker commented at Feb 25, 2013 8:30:01 PM
That red bathroom picture reminds me of this crazy bar/restaurant place we stopped into while walking the streets of NYC a bunch of years back, it had steps up and down, ramps, curves, some steps were big, then you'd hit a patch of small baby steps, and each thing was on a different step or ramp, this picture brought back that memory, I prob. would never be able to find that place again if I tried, was just a random place we went into to use the restroom and have a drink

Bruce Morrison commented at Feb 25, 2013 10:03:45 PM
Looks like MrRooter work....lol

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 6:31:51 PM
Awww...haha!

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 6:00:00 PM
These are totally hilarious!!

The Most Hilarious Windshield Notes - Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
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These are AWESOME! (source: list25)

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Michael Scott Zinsli commented at Feb 25, 2013 11:49:15 PM
Those notes are oh so nice. I tend to begin with asking them if their parents were from the same family twig and that's why they parked like that. Then posting a pic of their parking on FB showing their plates and explaining to the world WHY I'm doing so. I'm even happy to say something in person lol.

Heather Acosta commented at Feb 26, 2013 12:46:24 AM
love th optimus prime one!

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 5:52:32 PM
Truth!

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 5:15:19 PM
Questions that keep me up at night:
Can pregnant people use the car pool lane?

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at Feb 25, 2013 5:10:36 PM
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Lindsey Danielle Shoemaker commented at Feb 26, 2013 12:54:25 AM
Peter cottontail????

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 4:34:04 PM
Makes sense!

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 4:00:00 PM
Hahahahaha!

More Proof that Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus - Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
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This is HILARIOUS! And apparently it's a true story.

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Dale L Vinnedge commented at Feb 26, 2013 2:46:04 AM
Ok that was great!

Charity Gill
at Feb 25, 2013 2:57:41 PM
Just noticed that y'all are less than 100 likes from reaching 500,000 wow

Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 2:49:33 PM
Grandma Is doinitrite!

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 2:00:01 PM
LMAO!!

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Freya Bella Winters commented at Feb 25, 2013 5:33:29 PM
ditto we don't like Taylor Swift.

Shelly Rogers Wright commented at Feb 26, 2013 1:09:11 PM
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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 1:41:23 PM
Sincerely, Me.

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Mommy Has A Potty Mouth
at Feb 25, 2013 1:00:35 PM
Sounds good!

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Sarah Double commented at Feb 25, 2013 7:59:08 PM
Lol too funny

Joanna Difederico commented at Feb 25, 2013 11:30:37 PM
lol