Amenbo Village
at Mar 21, 2013 7:27:54 AM
A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his
doctor to complain that he is having a
problem with this cumbersome instrument
and has had more than one complaint.
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is
there anything you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically, son,
there is
nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch
who may be able to help you." So the doctor
gives him directions to the witch.
The man calls upon the witch and relays his
story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be
done to help me?
You are my only hope."
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her
head, and then replies, "I think I may be able
to help you with your problem. Do this. Go
deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog
sitting on a log.
This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you
marry me? When the frog says no, you will
find five inches less to your problem."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into
the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied,
"NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis
was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed
out loud, "this is great!" But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he
decided to ask the
frog to marry him again. "Frog, will you marry
me?" the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and
screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another
5 inches
shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic."
He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches
long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen
inches is still a monster, just a little less would
be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you
marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond
shaking its head, "How many times do I have
to tell you? NO, NO, NO!"

Amenbo Village
at Mar 21, 2013 7:00:24 AM
Akpos wanted to have sëx with a
lady.
The lady suggested that they should
use 69 style.
Akpos asked ''what is 69 style?
The lady answered, ''you will put
your head
on my legs and I will put my head
onto
your
legs''.
Akpos agreed and tried 69 to see
how
it works.
Immediately as he put his head
on the lady's legs, the lady farted. It
smelled
like rotten carbbage.
Akpos
immediately
removed his head and the lady said
am
sorry.
Akpos then put back his head onto
the lady's legs and she farted again.
Akpos
was upset, he stood up, dressed and
went
outside.
The woman called him back: am
sorry
please don't go?
Akpos replied, ''If you think am
going
to remain here waiting for the
remaining
67, forget it o, i'm gone!.

Amenbo Village
at Mar 21, 2013 6:53:16 AM
•Today's Touching True Life Story is a MUST READ•

A King had a male servant who, in all
circumstances always said to him;My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect,no mistakes. One day, they went hunting and a wild animal
attacked the king,the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude,the King said;if God was good,I would not have been attacked and lost one finger. The servant replied; Despite all these things,I can
only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect, He is never wrong. Outraged by the response,the king ordered the arrest of his servant. Later, he left for another hunt and was captured by savages who use human beings for sacrifice.
In the altar, the savages found out that the king didn't had one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not "complete" to be offered to the gods.
On his return to the palace, he authorized the release of his servant and said; My friend, God was really good to me. I was almost killed but for lack of a single finger I was let go.
But I have a question; If God is so good, why did He allow me to put you in jail?. He replied; My king, if I had gone with you, I would have been sacrificed because I have no missing finger.
Everything God does is perfect, He is never
wrong. Often we complain about life,and the negative things that happen to us, forgetting that nothing is random, and that everything has a purpose.
God knows why he chose you to receive
this message today,
If you Believe that God is on your side as u begin this new day, then Share with your friends —

Amenbo Village
at Mar 21, 2013 6:50:29 AM
Jeremiah 29:11 "For I know the plans I have for YOU, declares the LORD." "Never give the devil a ride; he will want to take over the driving." Dear Woman of God, Be still for a while and praise God for His favour, His grace and His awesomeness. God is able to do the impossible and is always near. He loves us unconditionally. Together, let's get 1000 ladies to praise Him with one voice in this next hour. Please forward this to every woman you want God to bless. Let's all say this prayer during this hour: Dear God, This is my friend whom I love and this is my prayer for her. Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations. Help her to shine in the darkest places where it is impossible to love. Protect her at all times, lift her up when she needs You the most, and let her know when she walks with You, she will always be safe. Amen!

De Prince Uyi Efe
at Mar 21, 2013 6:37:44 AM
Amen

Amenbo Village
at Mar 21, 2013 5:42:34 AM
You must stop talking about the problem and start talking about the solution...start speaking words of victory." - Joel Osteen. Morning pal

Amenbo Village
at Mar 21, 2013 5:31:49 AM
MORNING DEVOTION 21/3/13
FAVOUR COMES WHEN YOU ARE PATIENT WITH PEOPLE.
TODAY'S SCRIPTURE. Philippians 1:6 AMP
We must be patient with people's progress in life. In order to enjoy people we must give room for their growth and development. Paul said,"I'm not the man I used to be, thank God.But also,thank God,I'm not the man I'm going to be.I'm growing and changing."If you want to enjoy your marriage,you must learn to enjoy your husband or your wife right now and give room for growth and development. Otherwise,by the time they meet your present conditions you will set other conditions for them to meet.You must learn to enjoy them in their current state.As parents,if want to enjoy your children you must learn to enjoy them all through the process of their growth because there is no such thing as a perfect child neither is there a perfect adult.If you demand perfection from the people in your life in order to enjoy them,you will be miserable for the rest of your life.None of us is perfect.We are all working towards perfection.Ignore the bad things that have happened and concentrate on the good.Be grateful for the good times and practice positive praying.Pray with joy for specific things in their lives.If you want something to change,change your attitude and start praying for that person who irritates you at work,that person in your home,your child etc and see what happens to your attitude.In addition,be patient with their progress because life is a process of growth.3John 1:12 "To them he gave the power to become the sons of God."The Christian life is a process.We are all growing.In order to enjoy people,you must enjoy them throughout their process of growth,not just when they have arrived.Look at the use of the word "confident" in our opening scripture.Paul believed in God's power to change the human personality. Today's Response
Have you been inpatient with people in your life?Go and amend your ways if you want to enjoy favour!

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 11:58:35 PM
went to WARRI recently if u see
d name of
churches,
Ha! My broda even Satan sef dey
fear.
Make i yarn una: u will see somtin like..
1. Nak ur pako 4 Satan head Ministrial
Church
of Fire.
2. Satan ur own don kpafuka
evangelical ministry.
3. Operation cary devil nack
4 ground Bible
ministry.
5. The Atomic Bomb Bible Brigadial
Barack Ministry. AKA shoot d devil make im eye
clear.
6. Satan Watin we do u Evangelical
church of
God Aka Satan leave us jeje.
7. Operation No luk uche Face Biblical Church
of
Christ. Aka Slap
satan face ministry.
8. Pay ur Tithe and offerin church of
God. AKApay ur tithe and win generator
gospeler.
9. SATAN If u try me u go hear ween
Prayer
ministry.
10. Satan chop make i chop Bible Assembly.
Aka we no dey find Satan trouble
ministry.
I was shocked beyond recognitn when
i saw
dis name. Hahahahaha
just scrol down...
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Boko Haram Prayer Ministry Aka Devil u go fear
fear.
Lolzzz

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 11:57:34 PM
If You're Born In : 1980 , 1981 , 1982 , 1983 , 1984 , 1985 ,
1986,1987 , 1988 , 1989, 1990, 1991 , 1992 , 1993 , 1994, 1995 ,
1996 ,1997,1998 , 1999, 2000 comment nd start chatin wit your
year mate..FRIENDZ FOREVER

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 9:24:47 PM
Do you use Gas for cooking?
Please read this and take note. Let this not happen to you. This could be a common mistake in any household.
This shocking accident
happened on 13th Feb 2013. A housewife died due to burns sustained in the kitchen. Her husband too was hospitalised for injuries due to burns while trying to rescue his wife.
How it happened:
The gas cooker was on and cooking in progress.
The lady observed some
cockroaches near the sink and grabbed a can of insect killer and sprayed it near the gas stove, which was on. There was an explosion and in no time the poor woman was covered in flames, sustaining 65% burns.
Her husband rushed in, tried to put out the flames and his clothes too caught fire. The husband is still in hospital, in the burns ward, still unaware that his wife was declared dead on arrival.
Let us understand that:
All insect killer sprays such as "Raid","Mortein", Sheltos
etc have highly volatile and inflammable solvents.
The atomized nano spray
particles spread very rapidly and one spark is enough to ignite this explosive mixture with oxygen present in air. Please educate your family
& Friends about this and spread the word around....

Please share. who knows you may save more than a life..
I just did my part

Success Simon
at Mar 20, 2013 9:13:35 PM
Satanism in the Industry - Illuminati, music and
Hollywood.

Please help me repost this:
I know you love watching
movies but for Christ sake, don't get tempted.

The movie Corpus Christi is due to be released very
soon. This disgusting film is set to appear in America
later this year and it depicts Jesus and his disciples as
homosexuals! As a play, this has already been in theaters for a while. It's called "Corpus Christi", which
means 'The Christ Body.' It's a revolting mockery of
our Lord. But, we can make a difference.
That's why I am sending this to you. If you do share
this around, we may be able to prevent this film from
showing in AFRICA. Apparently, some regions in Europe have already banned the film. We need a lot
of prayers and a lot of e-mails. As a Christian I want
to take a stand in what I believe in and stop the
mockery of Jesus Christ our Saviour. At the risk of a
bit of inconvenience, I'm forwarding this to all I think
would appreciate it. Please help us prevent such offences against our Lord. It will take you less than 2
minutes to pass it on. If you are not interested, or do
not have the 2 Minutes it will take to do this, please
don't complain when God does not have time for
you, because He is far busier than we are. Remember,
Jesus said 'Deny Me on earth and I'll deny you before my Father..
SHARE PLEASE if you love JESUS! God bless U. I just did
mine!

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 9:12:46 PM
SOLVE THIS RIDDLE IN 2 MINUTES

You want to cross a bridge to the other side of the crevice,
but there's a problem. The bridge which takes an hour to
walk accross, is guarded in the middle by a guard who wakes
up every half hour and carries back anybody crossing the
bridge back to where he or she came from.
How will i get to the other side of the bridge and how long
does it take for me to get there?

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 9:07:49 PM
IF A LADY'S INBOX READS:

1. I love u dear (Bello)

2. Can I take u out to night? (Bassey)

3. I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Okoye)

4. Sweetie, don't forget the trip (MD)

5. Darling, have u seen d credit I sent? (Collins)

6. Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)

7. Consider it done (Senator)

8. Baby, check your A/C balance and call me back (Chairman)

AND IF A GUY'S INBOX READS:

1. Ur data bundle will soon expire (MTN)

2. Please call me, I need your assistance (Course mate)

3. Hey dude, give me a break! I told u I am married (Jane)

4. Don't dare call me again, Cheat! (Patricia)

5. Let this month not be a story telling event like last 3 months (Landlord)

6. Brother am still expecting the money for the NECO form (Junior bros)

7. I have not seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbor's daughter)

THEN WHO SAID LADIES DON'T RUN THIS WORLD?

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 8:42:31 PM
EVENING DEVOTION 20/3/13
FAVOUR BY PRAYING FOR PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
TONIGHT'S SCRIPTURE."In every prayer of mine I always make my entreaty and petition for you all with joy (delight)."(Philippians 1:4 AMP)
The fastest way to change a relationship from bad to good is to engage in a prayer of thanksgiving for those your in life.By so doing, your attitude changes and they change for the better.Praying positively is much more powerful than positive thinking. People may resist your advise and suggestions but they cannot resist your prayers.Most of us are good at praying during crisis but on a regular basis what do you pray for?God, bless them?That is so general.The more specific you are in prayer the more specific your answers will be.Paul spelt out specifically what he was praying for. V. 9- 11
1.Pray that they will grow in love. "... to abound in love ..." means to overflow, like a tidal wave. 2.Pray that they make wise choices. "... discern what is best..."
3.Pray that they do the right thing. "... be pure and blameless..." and have a clear conscience. 4.Pray that they will live for God's glory. "... the fruit of righteousness."
If you want to enjoy people in your life, you must be grateful for the good in them and practice positive praying.
5.Be patient with their progress.Paul looked at people's future and not just their past.He looked at their potential and was patient with their progress. V. 6: Being confident that He who began a good work in you will complete it until the day of Christ Jesus." What God starts,He finishes.That which God started in your life at salvation,He will bring it eventually to completion.
Man is a great starter but a bad finisher. Man leaves unfinished symphonies, unfinished buildings,unfinished books, unfinished projects.Men do not always finish what they start but God always finishes what He starts. TONIGHT'S RESPONSE.
Pray for the people in your life before you sleep.

Philip Abraham
at Mar 20, 2013 6:52:36 PM
AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!
OPERATOR: Where is your location?
AKPOS: Gba--ja-bia--mila Street.
OPERATOR: Please, spell the Gbajabiamila.
[minutes of silence]
OPERATOR: Are you there?
[Still silent]
OPERATOR: Hey, mister! Are you there!?
AKPOS: [Panting] Erm...Erm...so sorry for the delay. I couldn't spell Gbajabiamila. So, I've dragged him to Oni street. Should I spell it now?

Joseph Onyemakonor Dajoe
at Mar 20, 2013 4:13:40 PM
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Otoibhi Ruth
at Mar 20, 2013 3:17:30 PM
i pray dat God shuld heal he. amen.

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 3:05:01 PM
SO SAD
A final year student in Uniben just gave up the Ghost last sunday, thats barely 3 days ago. Hmn, Imagine, death has no respect for no man, it waited for him to go through the primary level; it didnt take him, he let him pass through secondary; it didnt kill him, then 100, 200, 300 level and finally 400. And it tool him without considering his parents.
I PRAY FOR YOU TODAY, THAT WHEN IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PARENTS TO REAP THEIR FRUITS, DEATH WONT TAKE YOU AWAY FROM THEM, ITS SO SAD, BUT TYPE AMEN IF YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT YOU DONT WANT TO DIE YOUNG.

#tmaniss@2go

Freedom Williams
at Mar 20, 2013 2:47:37 PM
Amen

Freedom Williams
at Mar 20, 2013 2:31:08 PM
Amen

Freedom Williams
at Mar 20, 2013 2:24:44 PM
Amen

Okafor Michael Bush
at Mar 20, 2013 1:54:34 PM
This i found in Nigeria.when calling a radio station, most of people despite using a mobile phone to call, they will still wanted to hear what the presenter is replying immidiatly and this causes the presenter and people at home to be unable to hear there conversation well.

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 1:39:08 PM
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on
getting to the cinema we saw a guy that barbed bololo(skin cut). I showed the guy to Akpos and said:
"Akpos, see fresh head, dis one go good to slap o, but i dey fear d guy face".
Akpos said to me "Klint, u too dey fear, i go slap dat head and notin go happen"
I dared him to do it and he went to where the guy was standing and gave him a HOT SLAP on his head.
The guy was kinda surprised, and he wanted to react then Akpos said
"bros. Klint, so na here u dey and we dey house dey luk 4 u"
The guy said "i'm not bros Klint, maybe we look alike"
Akpos said maybe..
After sum mins In the cinema, Akpos called me again and said"Klint, i go slap dat guy again and notin go happen"
I said "ok" and he went to the guy and gave him a hot slap and said "bros. Klint no dey lie, i say na u be dis" and d guy said to him angrily "i'm not bros. Klint pls, let me be" then he left the spot for us and went to the front seat.
After some minutes again Akpos
called me and said. " Klint, i go slap dat guy again and notin go happen"
This time, i told him that if anyting happens that i will pretend as if i don't know him.
He stood up and went to d front seat and gave the guy a very
hot slap and said "Bros. Klint, so na here u dey, i come dey slap anoda person for back!

Adewale Samadex
at Mar 20, 2013 1:22:53 PM
fanstatic story

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 1:14:33 PM
NAME: Akpos
State: Delta
DATE OF BIRTH: 27TH SEPTEMBER
GENDER: Male
HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with bare
hands,
- Assassination,
- Jogging up & down Mount
Everest &
- Collecting rock particles
from the moon
MY RECORD:
- Fought with an elephant and
broke its neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with a
fully loaded clip and
survived.
- Killed Superman.
- Held my
breath under water for 2
months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45
seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John
F. Kennedy, Tupac,
B.I.G (the list is too long).
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-
Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still
erupting
- Outran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 10,598 languages.
- Killed twitter bird..
- First man to land on the sun. - Carried the
pyramid
of Giza for 2 days straight!
SILLY
THING DONE:
- Surfing on a tsunami and
hurricane Katrina.
- Snow boarding on Mount
Everest.
- Sky diving from outer space.
EMBARRASSING
MOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100
bears with a single punch, only 99
died instantly and the one that
was left
went to join the circus.
PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- when a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet
bydiverting an asteroid
with just one kick.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag....

Innocent Chuks Chinonso
at Mar 20, 2013 12:19:11 PM
If NYSC posts u to Zamfara, Borno, Kano or any other 'danger zone', REJECT it o. Even the bible says "Fear North..

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 12:13:23 PM
How many people here get pissed off when someone writes
"k" instead of "ok". I think it's kind of inappropriate to shorten
a word as small as "ok".
For me, I think it's annoying. What do you think?

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 12:06:04 PM
NYSC Begins Payment Of N38,900 Alawee For
Corpers?

Can Anyone In NYSC Camp Confirm The Payment Of
N38,900 Alawee?

Bilgen Mugambi Mugambi
at Mar 20, 2013 10:53:53 AM
Thax JESUS AMEN

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 10:34:30 AM
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WIF AND A GIRL FRIEND
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Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE..
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At home u watch TV, But when u go out u
take ur MOBILE..
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No money, u sell the TV, Got money u change
ur MOBILE...
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Sometimes u enjoy TV, But most of the time u
play with ur MOBILE.
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TV is free for life, But for the MOBILE , if you
don't pay, the services will be terminated.
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TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, But
the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very
portable.
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Operational costs for TV is oftenacceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and
demanding.
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TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't.
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Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way
communication (u talkand listen), But with the
TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to
or not)..
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Last but not least .. TVs don't have viruses, But
MOBILEs oftendo..!
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so... Which one do you prefer.. TV or
MOBILE..???

Andy Joseph
at Mar 20, 2013 10:31:14 AM
Amen

Frankdavid Onovo
at Mar 20, 2013 9:39:55 AM
Well, all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 9:34:17 AM
* Must Read* Wicked world. A woman was brought to our
church for prayers, because she has experience over 17
miscarrage, but before she experience the miscarrage, she
usually have a dream, she will see a GOAT climbing a bike to eat
a fruit from the TREE, the following day she will experience
missicrage,she has gone everywhere seeking for solution to
her problem, when she came, the lord told me that her
problem is from her household, as I begin to pray her husband
phone started ringing, it was the lady step-mother confessing
that she usually turn to GOAT at nite to eat d fruit of the
womb of that ladies ,after confessing d woman died, the lady
took in a few months after & to d glory of God she deliver
two bouncing baby boy, I decree if u can humble yourself to
type amen, like & share, d story, Any powerful force from
your household that want to terminate good things in your
life & destiny this week shall died by FIRE in jesus name. *Pls
like my page if u have not done so & share this testiomony to
ur friends

For more prayers join Student's Volunteer Mission (SVM)

Timie Mang
at Mar 20, 2013 9:25:53 AM
amen

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 9:08:40 AM
A class 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with
their names;
Sam:
My name is Sam,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to Russia and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can
Candy:
My name is Candy,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can
Tindo:
My name is Tindo.
Remove the last 2 letters and I'm Tin
When I grow up to be a man,
To hell with Russia and Japan
I m gonna help Candy with her plan
I know I can, I know I can, I know I can..

Juliet Chimdalu Obioma
at Mar 20, 2013 8:59:45 AM
Vesnination is a small madness do u agree wit me

Natacha Rice
at Mar 20, 2013 8:50:07 AM
Here s a riddle,wat do u get wen its green,red wen u use it and white wen u have finish using it.

Matthew Ilemona Joseph
at Mar 20, 2013 8:45:51 AM
HERE IS A RIDDLE. I AM A TREE PLANTED IN THE MIDDLE OF OCEANS BUT I STIL NEED WATER. WHAT AM I?

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 8:21:01 AM
answer this riddle.
A ridder rides to lagos on (friday) he stays three days and
left on friday: how did he do it??

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 8:11:22 AM
An illiterate woman boarded a plane from
Enugu to
Abuja.
She was booked for an economy class seat...
Just after the plane took-off, the woman
stood up and
went to sit in the first class cabin.
The flight attendant went to ask her to go
back and sit in economy class because
that's where her ticket
allowed her to sit, but she
refused. She had paid and
wanted the best seat.
Then the attendant informed the junior pilot.
The junior pilot went and spoke with the lady
and she still
refused. Then the junior pilot went to inform
the
Chief pilot.
The chief pilot said, "I am married to an
illiterate, I'll
go and talk to her".
The Chief Pilot went and
whispered some words to
the woman and she peacefully stood up and
went to her economy class seat.
Surprised, the flight attendant and junior pilot
asked the Chief Pilot:
"Sir, what did you tell her?"
The Chief Pilot said: Easy Guys! I just told her
that
first class is not going to Abuja,only economy
class
is!!!

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 7:33:48 AM
Check this out guys..
How geekie can u be? Add yours Let See..
If life were like a computer:... Post your Own Comment!
You could add/remove someone in your life using the control
panel.
You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them
when you feel like it!
You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display
settings.
You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.
You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost
remote control and car keys.
To get your daily exercise, just click on “run”!
If you mess up your life, you could always press “Ctrl, Alt,
Delete” and start all over!

Keep it rolling by Add yours!!!

Joy John
at Mar 20, 2013 7:16:46 AM
Gud mng

Chritian Nwoba
at Mar 20, 2013 7:06:37 AM
Amenbo village am feeling your profile's in short i like you ?

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 6:32:52 AM
WHY IS IT THAT IT IS ALWAYS MEN TO APOLOGIES? CHECK THIS OUT!

When a Guy does Something
Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite
Spoon !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry!

When a Girl does Something
Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel
Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry!

True or False

Ilesanmi Ayeni
at Mar 20, 2013 6:32:27 AM
Gud

Thabie Thabsile
at Mar 20, 2013 6:29:00 AM
Help_70

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 5:51:49 AM
*In a math class*
Teacher: find X n Y..
students get it wrong...
The teacher asks the same question every day.. and in an
exam.. he does the same thing...
One day one Naughty student sudent found the question and
realised it is repeated all the tym.. he wrote a letter to the
teacher....
"Dear maths teacher...
I have come to the conclusion that u always want us to find X
and Y.. but we are sorry..
I have lookd everywhere,and I can't find your X and I dont know
Y she left u....."

Yemi Lawal
at Mar 20, 2013 5:48:16 AM
Mornin peeps

Amenbo Village
at Mar 20, 2013 5:27:43 AM
BREAKING NEWS!!!
There is another plane crash and this
time nobody survived.
As the news brought to us, below are
the list of the passengers in the plane
#your problems
#your shame
#your sorrows
#your failure
#your tears
#your sickness
#your weakness
#your pains
#your struggles
#and all your haters.
Do not worry about their corpse
because nothing can be traced abt
them because they all perished with theaircraft.
Reply *AMEN* if you are the one am
talking to.