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That unfortunate moment when your hair-obscured upper arm resembles an unpleasant intrusion
That unfortunate moment when your hair-obscured upper arm resembles an unpleasant intrusion
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shared Paddy Power's photo.
at Jun 15, 2013 8:15:14 AM
beats the name 'Allah' spelled out in melon pips...
at Jun 15, 2013 8:15:14 AM
beats the name 'Allah' spelled out in melon pips...
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Here is a dog's arse that looks like Jesus. Happy Friday!! :P
Here is a dog's arse that looks like Jesus. Happy Friday!! :P
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A fun cartoon via Calumet Photo Chicago Goose Island for the weekend. How many of us are guilty of this kind of behaviour?
A fun cartoon via Calumet Photo Chicago Goose Island for the weekend. How many of us are guilty of this kind of behaviour?
Birmingham Mail wins Midland Media Awards News Website of the Year
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Birmingham Mail and its sister titled landed eight prizes at the Midland Media Awards held at Villa Park
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Birmingham Mail and its sister titled landed eight prizes at the Midland Media Awards held at Villa Park
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at Jun 14, 2013 8:52:58 AM
Here's something you don't see every day. Well, you might in Wagga Wagga, but not Solihull.
at Jun 14, 2013 8:52:58 AM
Here's something you don't see every day. Well, you might in Wagga Wagga, but not Solihull.
Marsupial madness: Wallaby on the loose in the Knowle area of Solihull
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Marsupial madness: Wallaby on the loose in the Knowle area of Solihull
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Marsupial madness: Wallaby on the loose in the Knowle area of Solihull
Alison Huntley commented at Jun 14, 2013 3:21:09 PM
Living in Knowle is SO exciting!
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Living in Knowle is SO exciting!
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Exclusive Trailer - Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa
When Alan’s radio station, North Norfolk Digital, is taken over by a new media conglomerate, it sets in motion a hilarious chain of events which see Alan having to work with the police to defuse a potentially violent siege. In cinemas August 7th.
When Alan’s radio station, North Norfolk Digital, is taken over by a new media conglomerate, it sets in motion a hilarious chain of events which see Alan having to work with the police to defuse a potentially violent siege. In cinemas August 7th.
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Birmingham man reports 'ugly prostitute' to police
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Caller warned for wasting police time for 'wishing to report a breach in the Sale of Goods Act'
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Caller warned for wasting police time for 'wishing to report a breach in the Sale of Goods Act'
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shared Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the fuck up.''s photo.
at Jun 12, 2013 9:23:24 AM
Wise advice
at Jun 12, 2013 9:23:24 AM
Wise advice
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More funny quotes and pictures at http://www.funchamps.net
More funny quotes and pictures at http://www.funchamps.net
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at Jun 12, 2013 9:23:03 AM
One for the Trekkies out there... read the top review
http://www.amazon.com/Westland-Giftware-Magnetic-Captain-Pepper/dp/B0050386CG/ref=cm_rdp_product
at Jun 12, 2013 9:23:03 AM
One for the Trekkies out there... read the top review
http://www.amazon.com/Westland-Giftware-Magnetic-Captain-Pepper/dp/B0050386CG/ref=cm_rdp_product
Westland Giftware Star Trek Magnetic Spock and Captain Kirk Salt and Pepper Shaker Set, 4-1/2-Inch
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Westland Giftware Star Trek Magnetic Spock and Captain Kirk Salt and Pepper Shaker Set, 4-1/2-inch. A magnetic insert keeps these cute shakers together.
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Westland Giftware Star Trek Magnetic Spock and Captain Kirk Salt and Pepper Shaker Set, 4-1/2-inch. A magnetic insert keeps these cute shakers together.
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shared Wtb?! Men and women co existing in today's challenging world:/'s photo.
at Jun 12, 2013 7:11:08 AM
at Jun 12, 2013 7:11:08 AM
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Haha lol ~Shay
✿ ℒaugh all day by liking our page❣ ⚤ Wtb?! Men and women co existing in today's challenging world:/
FB page pics! Who's the Boss ?!
Haha lol ~Shay
✿ ℒaugh all day by liking our page❣ ⚤ Wtb?! Men and women co existing in today's challenging world:/
FB page pics! Who's the Boss ?!
Gary Young
shared Pacifica Graduate Institute's photo.
at Jun 12, 2013 7:10:02 AM
That's my kids' Christmas sorted...
at Jun 12, 2013 7:10:02 AM
That's my kids' Christmas sorted...
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A Carl Jung action figure spotted in the Graduate Research Library! Pacifica's libraries contain special collections in Jungian, archetypal, and psychoanalytical psychology, mythology, the humanities and religious studies. With branches on both campuses, the library houses 16,000 books, 3,000 theses and dissertations, audio and video material, and print and electronic journals. www.pacifica.edu
A Carl Jung action figure spotted in the Graduate Research Library! Pacifica's libraries contain special collections in Jungian, archetypal, and psychoanalytical psychology, mythology, the humanities and religious studies. With branches on both campuses, the library houses 16,000 books, 3,000 theses and dissertations, audio and video material, and print and electronic journals. www.pacifica.edu
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The best photograph of Sir Patrick Stewart outside a French supermarket you will today....
The best photograph of Sir Patrick Stewart outside a French supermarket you will today....
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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." -- Albert Einstein
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." -- Albert Einstein
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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." -- Albert Einstein
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." -- Albert Einstein
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THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect ~
THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. I ACTUALLY HAD TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE WHILE READING IT!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!:
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect ~
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Game of Thrones – “Red Wedding” Alternate Edit
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The infamous red wedding ruins another life. SPOILERS YEAH?
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The infamous red wedding ruins another life. SPOILERS YEAH?
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It seemed that nothing could go wrong for the young musician, but his path to greatness was cut short. On this same day in 1997, Jeff Buckley’s body was found floating in the Mississippi River. Read more here: http://bit.ly/18QPiBX
It seemed that nothing could go wrong for the young musician, but his path to greatness was cut short. On this same day in 1997, Jeff Buckley’s body was found floating in the Mississippi River. Read more here: http://bit.ly/18QPiBX
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Tony Belshaw commented at Jun 7, 2013 5:01:02 PM
Overrated.
Overrated.
Gary Young commented at Jun 7, 2013 7:58:50 PM
Pah
Pah
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The EastEnders Piechart Of Death
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The EastEnders Piechart Of DeathJune 7, 2013TweetScotty Mason (@scottfish75) has lovingly created a pie chart of Eastenders deaths. (Valid up to, but not including, Derek Branning.) Enjoy.Now relive the glorious tragedy….in an Eastenders Death Supercut…NEXT > 40 Ways To Get The Most Out Of Your Summ...
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The EastEnders Piechart Of DeathJune 7, 2013TweetScotty Mason (@scottfish75) has lovingly created a pie chart of Eastenders deaths. (Valid up to, but not including, Derek Branning.) Enjoy.Now relive the glorious tragedy….in an Eastenders Death Supercut…NEXT > 40 Ways To Get The Most Out Of Your Summ...
Andrew Morris commented at Jun 7, 2013 2:36:35 PM
How come there are so many murderers in Albert Square but none of them ever even utter so much as a light expletive?
How come there are so many murderers in Albert Square but none of them ever even utter so much as a light expletive?
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Bored newsagent of the day
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Bored newsagent of the dayJune 5, 2013Tweetnext > Unfortunate Publishing Layouts Of Our TimeSourceLike The Poke on Facebook and you will never be bored again. Tags: newsagents, the pope.
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Bored newsagent of the dayJune 5, 2013Tweetnext > Unfortunate Publishing Layouts Of Our TimeSourceLike The Poke on Facebook and you will never be bored again. Tags: newsagents, the pope.
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