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at Dec 18, 2014 8:49:37 PM
Saale Dost Ko Thanks Bolta hai
Fees maafi k liye application:" To, The Principal High school,

Kaminey Tharki, Baat ye hui k mere dad ne mujhe fees k liye Rs.500 diye the..

100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki drink,

50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya,

200 science wali mam par shart haar gaya..

Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai,
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Ab aapke paas 2 hi raste hai:" Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!

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Lynsey Turner
at Dec 18, 2014 8:49:15 PM
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Hi guys it's been a very long day Emmie is now out of surgery stable and doing well we won't know 100% of it has worked until she is off life support and working for herself she had to have a blood transfusion & may need another one later tonight then more tests and MRIs next week! just want to thank my amazing boyfriend for being my rock through everything and keeping me sane he's one in a million 💗 and our mums and my dad for rushing down last minute to be with us, as well as all of you for all the lovely messages and support today and for the past 4 months it keeps us going! We still have a long road ahead but we are now over the first hurdle 💕 love you baby girl
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Sarah Marshall commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:52:29 PM
        She is such a fighter. Stay strong little one. So glad I gave blood last night, I hope it's gone to help you. Praying for you and your family xxx
Nicky Burgis commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:53:03 PM
        Well done Emmie! You are amazing. Lots of love to you and your familyxxx
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Vusi Sangweni
at Dec 18, 2014 8:46:17 PM
Wtf
Diary of a Side Chick - Makhwapheni
Diary of a Side Chick - Makhwapheni

Episode 69

Nature has a therapeutic effect on people. When one goes to a park alone they expect some calm and peace of mind, especially when they are stressed. Some people go to shrinks or commit suicide when things aren't going well in their lives. Why commit suicide and leave this nice world? Suicide is like a person's way of telling God "you can't fire me, I quit". When I'm stressed I go to a park and admire nature. The trees and grass at Burgers Park are so beautiful they make one's heart develop dimples. When you are sitting there minding your own business you don't expect anyone to disturb you.

Hearing the voice behind me unexpectedly nearly made my heart freeze. You know if someone you didn't expect tiptoed behind you and screamed something it would take some seconds before your brain establishes the owner of the voice. Even if it's your mom or boyfriend. My ears were still mesmerised by Fighter Senganga's revolutionary pick up line. I slowly turned my head and Zee was standing behind me with an obese smile on her face. I was angry cause she made my thinking go wild. I actually thought it was Nkosi's wife aka Sea Lion or the bitch Maite. But I doubt they'd allow Nkosi's wife in the park. They have a 'no animals' sign at the gate. They should have a 'no bitches' sign for the likes of Maite. Zee was like "I was passing by the street and saw you sitting alone. Is everything ok? Mr Masemola left and I decided to take a walk. Why did you leave without telling me where you are going? You don't wanna know what Masemola gave me. Anyway, are you ok?". That's Zee for you. She'd say 100 things and ask 2389 questions at the same time and expect you to answer all of them. I told her I needed some fresh air after everything that happened. She was like "mama's baby ncoooooh. This is Mjondolo girlie. Survival of the fittest ha ha ha ha ha. Uzoba strong lil sis. Let's go to Bloemfotein. A friend of mine is going there tonight and I think he can do with some company. Don't worry we'll be back before Sello and madam come back". I asked her who the friend was and she went "some dude from a place called Gaborone in Botswana. Don't stress he's safe, he's a pastor. When she mentioned that I thought of Pastor Adeyomi, or should I say the late Pastor Adeyomi... I stopped trusting pastors because of that dude. Entlik many pastors aint loyal. The kids of women who go to the same church as my mom look alike. They are all dark with big eyes. Guess what, the pastor is dark and he has big eyes. I told her I aint in a mood to travel with strangers and she went "mxm wa bhora shem". Her phone rang and she told whoever called "Eish jo, mission failed. The cousin I told you about is on periods. Next time chief"

While we were talking I saw JT walking with some yellow bone chick in the park. Part of me got jealous and I decided to scream her name. When she saw me she went "ho ho ho ntwana, ntwanaa, ntwanest. Your beauty massages my eyes. O skaars okare pipi e nnyane ko Venda. O grand mara jo (you are so scarce like a small dick in Venda. Are you ok dude)?". Lol hayi things JT said always made me crack. She was wearing baggy jeans, a t-shirt written 'Nyoso Ke Mmao' and dirty All Star sneakers. Naturally, there was a cap on her head. She was like "ke mang lepsatla le o blommeng le lona ntwana? She's so beautiful okare she never goes to toilet". I laughed and asked Zee to introduce herself. Zee went "my name is Zandile but you can call me Zee or Z-D or Zan Dee or Zah". Lol I never heard of some of those nicknames before. JT's yellow bone was like "JT, can we leave babe? I'm hungry here and there". JT replied "hayi maan bofa di-brake. Can't you see I'm busy with important here? Go buy spatlho or something. You'll find me here. It's not everyday that you get to see 2 beautiful ladies at the same time". The chick went "like really JT!!!!! Is this how you gonna treat me when you see these ugly bitches. You are so .....". She didn't finish that one. Zee jumped on her and within 10 seconds I saw dust on the grass. She beat the hell out of that bitch. JT laughed and went "eh eh ngwanyana o mo pila so ke Jackie Chan? Ka mmao e ke talente. Trappa sfebe se nyele Zuu (wow a beautiful girl like you is Jackie Chan? This is real talent. Beat the hell out of that bitch)". I pulled Zee back and the bitch ran away. Zee was like "ke tla go bontsha masepa sfebe. Nxa le tlwaetse go tella batho difebe". JT looked so happy that Zee beat the yellow bone. She was like "Zee or Z-what-what, you made my day. That bitch thinks she's Obama's wife. I'm tired of her soapie-queen attitude". For some reason, whenever Zee was around me I developed a good heart. The Shaz I know would have been the one beating that bitch. But instead I was feeling sorry for that yellow bone.

Zee said we should go back to the flat as it was getting windy. She invited JT to join us as if they were friends. JT suggested that we should go buy some booze before going to the flat. I said no and Zee was like "are you crazy? How can you say no to booze? It's not like we gonna use your money". We went to the bottle store by Paul Kruger Street and JT bought 2 bottles of Skky Vodka and 4 cranberry juice. WTF, 2 bottles of Skky Vodka during the week is like an application to a premature mental death. She was smiling ear to ear like JT was Father Christmas....or rather Mother Christmas if there's such. As we were walking back to the flat I saw a car with the registration number I was very familiar with parked next to KFC. It belonged to Hector. I assumed he was inside KFC so I decided to go check. I really don't know why I wished to see him but my heart wanted to see him. I told JT and Zee I'll find them at the flat and they didn't even give me any attention. They were talking as if they knew each other for years. Zee was a character and half bathong. She clicked with everyone just like that. When I got inside KFC I spotted Hector at the queue. I hesitated at first but gathered courage to approach him and said hi. To my surprise he was so happy to see me. He gave me a hug and asked if he can buy me something. I was craving StreetWise Pap but it's so embarrassing to ask a guy to buy you such a cheap meal in front of people. I told him to buy me anything that is suitable for a gorgeous girl like me. He laughed and bought me a burger.

After taking our order we went to his car. He kinda looked a bit thin and less hot. He asked about what I have been up to and I lied that I joined some church and I was a choir leader. I told him I was about to graduate and was looking forward to working. He listened attentively as I lied to him. When it was his turn to tell me what he has been up to he started sobbing. I remained silent until his sobs died. What happened to 'MEN DON'T CRY'?. Men of nowadays are so fong kong. No wonder they scream louder than us when having sex. We even compete for a mirror with them. Modern men aint loyal. He went "Nomsa left me. She tried to forgive me but it was not easy for her. Whenever I went home late she would think I was with you. She even tried to scare you off when you were in hospital. She told me she came with fake blood and threatened to inject you with it. It was just a desperate attempt to get you out of my life. She stays in Centurion with her cousin now. It's not your fault, I blame myself for taking advantage of you. I'm a fool". I didn't know what to say, so I told him we should go join JT and Zee at the flat. He agreed and we drove to the parking next to Ceres. We took our food and headed to the apartment. On our way up he told me he took leave from work cause he wanted his broken heart to heal. When we got apartment one Skky Vodka bottle was almost empty. Zee and JT were dancing like nobody's business. To my surprise, they weren't playing kwaito, they were playing deep house. JT danced like a man and Zee like a hooker trying to attract horny niggers. Hector stared at Zee for about a minute like his eyes were seeing thru her clothes. Nxa, Zee's ass always attracted eyes of every guy. I introduced Hector to Zee and JT. The lesbo mixed Skky and cranberry for us and we joined the party. It was around 10pm that I noticed my eyes were seeing double. Zee and JT were kissing on the couch. Hector was like "mmmmmhhh, let's join the party". JT said in a drunk voice "yho yho ka mmao Zee is the shit. Sharon, wena you have dry lips. Zee's lips are like Ster Kinekor's popcorns. See me now see me no more. Abashwe".

I whispered to Hector "maybe we should take the party to your house. I see we are not welcome here. I can't stand lesbians". Hector agreed and before I could close the door Zee and JT went "COMDOMISE ha ha ha ha ha ha ha". On our way to Mahube Valley Hector was saying senseless things. He was like "Nomsa can go to hell. You see that house, it's yours. You are moving in with me. I'm gonna dump that bitch and marry you. Plus she can't shag. She just lies there and let me do all the work. Wena. You are like an automatic car in bed...trap 'n los wayawaya". His words were music to my ears. Every girl wanna have a house of her own. Nomsa was out of the pic so it was my time to shine. When we got to his house he undressed me in the lounge. He kissed me while fingering me. I felt so awe-to-the-some. Me and Hector had a connection for days. He knew where to touch. He told me to dunuza so he could enter from behind. I bent it like Beckham and told him to fuck me hard. He was like "shit, lemme go take condoms in the bedroom. Don't move neh...sexy". I remained in the position he left me in. I wanted him hard and harder. I wanted to make sure he enjoyed it to the fullest cause I didn't want him to change his mind about me moving in. Take lessons girls, if you don't want him to change his mind about something, give it to him like you are a hooker. We have resources to control men, so let's use our vaginas to the best of their abilities.

I heard kkrrrr khahlaaa.... "So bitch, you thought you could break my marriage and get away with it...."

WTF......

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Reading lovestories pg gnitong saaaaad
UNBREAK MY HEART By: Apple
UNBREAK MY HEART
Written by: Apple

Chapter 14

"Are you rapping me?" Tanong ni Karlo saka tinulak ng bahagya ang dalaga.

"Karlo!"

"You can't flirt me, Krissa. Ang akala mo siguro ay madali mo lang akong maakit dahil nasa impluwensya ako ng alak. But remember, I am proffessional at kung hindi ka katulad ko, wag ako ang biktimahin mo."

"I'm sorry Karlo. I don't want to do this maniwala ka pero----"

"Oh really?! And what do you call about it, ha?"

"Ayoko lang mahiwalay sayo. Matagal ko ng hinihintay na pakasalan mo ako pero maski na proposal hindi mo nagawa."

"It's not on my mind to propose for marriage. Hindi yan madalian. Marami pa akong kailangang gawin at hindi kailanman napasok sa isip ko ang bagay na iyan. Saka diba napag-usapan na natin ito? Hindi mo ba nahahalata? Ang relasyon natin ay para lang pinagdikit na bagay na anumang oras ay pwede ring maghiwalay."

"How about me? Alam mo ang feelings ko sayo noon pa."

"I never touch you. Wala kang dapat ihabol sa akin. You know what Krissa? You are so selfish. Makuntento ka kung nasaan ka ngayon at matuto kang maghintay kung may darating pang biyaya dahil hindi lahat ng oras ay pabor sayo. At wag na wag mo na ulit gagawin pa ang ginawa mo kanina kung ayaw mong paulit-ulit lang na mapahiya dahil kailanman,hindi ko magugustuhan ang iyong balak."

Napaluha si Krissa. Hindi niya inaasahan na tatanggihan siya ng binata sa ganoong paaaraan niya.

Naghihimagsik ang kalooban ni Krissa. Iniwan siya ng binata sa sala at pumasok ito sa loob ng kaniyang kuwarto. Narinig pa niyang ni-lock ng binata ang pintuan.

Umalis si Krissa sa condo unit ni Karlo na dala ang sama ng kaniyang loob. Galit siya sa sarili niya dahil mahina siya. Laat ng ng bagay ay hindi sumasang-ayon sakaniya. Bakit hindi siya naging katulad ni Tanya? Bakit hindi siya pinanganak na mayaman upang madali siyang mahalin at kaibiganin? Bakit kung kailan inaasahan niyang siya ang magwawagi ay nananatiling talunan pa rin siya?

"Good morning ate Tanya." Masayang bati ni Elizabeth kay Tanya. Humikab pa si Tanya bago tuluyang iminulat ang mga mata. Ang cute na batang si Elizabeth ang nasilayan niya sakaniyang harapan.

"Good mprning too, Eliza!" Sagot niya.

"Baba na tayo ate! Kanina pa tayo tinatawag nina mommy at saka daddy." Turan ng bata.

Napangiti siya sa tawag ng bata sa kaniyang mga magulang.

"Nasaan ang mga kuya?" Tanong miya muli sa bata pagkat hindi na niya namulatan ang mga ito sakanilang higaan.

"Doon na po sila sa baba, ate. Kumakain na siguro yung mga yun. Tara na ate, baka ubusin nila yung nasa mesa. Gutom na ako." Wika nito sabay baba ng kama at hinihila ang kamay ni Tanya.

"Wait lang baby! Tatayo na ako."

"Audrey si Karlo?" Bungad na tanong ni Krissa sa sekretarya ni Karlo pagdating niya ng opisina.

"Hindi pa siya nadating eh." Sagot naman ng babae saka dire-diretsong nagpatuloy sa paglakad si Krissa.

"Hmmp! Isnaberang feeling." Usal ni Audrey sa sarili.

"Ahhhh" Daing ni Karlo ng magising siya. Nakaramdam kasi ng pananakit ng ulo.

Bigla niyang naalala si Tanya. Parang gusto miya itong tawagan ngunit nag-aalangan siyang baka magalit na naman ang dalaga. Nagdesiayon nalang siyang wag ng pumasok sa opisina at nagkulong nalang ito sa kuwarto.

"Good morning baby!"

"Good morning my sweetiest Ram."

Lumingon si Ram sakaniya.

"Totoo?"

"Ang alin?"

"That I am the sweetiest."

"Oo nga! Kailan pa ako nagsinungaling?"

"Sa wakas na-appreciate mo na rin ako."

"Ram, kahit naman hindi ko sabihin ah. I appreciate you a lot and thanks for all the support."

Ngumiti si Ram. Hindi inaals ang pagkakatitig kay Tanya.

"Hey! What's that look?"

"You're so pretty, Tanya."

"Alam ko na yan."

"Remember wt I told you the last time?"

"Alin doon?"

"That maybe Karlo will fall inlove with you again."

Natigilan ang dalaga. Si Karlo na naman.

"How you sure? Magkaiba naman kayo ng nararamdaman."

"Let's say, kapag lumapit siya sayo o kaya naman, dalaw-dalawin ka. Then, interesado na muli siya sayo."

"Nangyayari na nga yata eh." mahina niyang turan.

"What?"

"Ha? Ah wala! Ang ibig kong sabihin ay hindi na mangayari yang iniisip mo dahil siguradong sila na ni Krissa ang magkakatuluyan."

"How do you know?"

"Dahil lagi silang magkasama sa kahit saan."

"Weh! Yun na ba ang basehan?"

"Ram, iba na ang panahon ngayon. Nauuso na magkasintahan ang kung ituring nila ang isa't-isa ay parang asawa."

"Yan ba ang natutunan mo sa Amerika o nag-aassume ka lang para kapag nalaman mong totoo pala ang prediction mo, atleast hindi ka umasa."

"Wala akoong inaasahan noh. Saka in the first place, alam mo ang priority ko kung bakit ako bumalik dito sa bansa natin. Kung tutuusin, maganda na sana ang takbo ng buhay ko doon eh. Kasi ang daming opportunity pero mas pinili ko pa rin dito."

"Alam ko yun Tanya. Kaya nga napahanga mo ako ng sobra. Sana lang nawala na sa isip mo ang vengeance."

"Mataal ng nawala iyon, Ram. Nangyari na din ang isinumpa ko noon na darating ang araw na hihingi si Karlo sa kin ng patawad."

"Alam ko namang madali mo yan maibigay."

"Salaman sa tiwala, Ram. Mabuti nalang hindi niyo ako iniwan na mga kaibigan ko." Nakangiting sambit ni Tanya. Napakaswerte niya sa kaniyang mga kaibigan. Ngayon siya naniniwala na hindi totoo ang mga sinabi noon ni Krissa sakaniya na kung wala siyang pera ay wala rin siyang kaibigan. Dahil hanggang ngayon ay narito parin silang dumadamay sakaniya.

Niyakap siya ni Ram. Matagal-tagal na rin nilang hindi ginagawa ng nagyayakapan. Si Ram ay parang kapatid na niya. Kapag ang binata ang kasama niya ay panatag siya. Masyado kasing maalaga si Ram kahit pa noong magkakaklase sila. Kaya nga panay ang selos ni Karlo noon pero ang sumbat naman niya, bestfriend lang niya si Ram samantalang si Karlo ay boyfriend niya kaya mas lamang pa rin ito at para hindi na magduda ay pumapayag siyang magpahalik sa labi noon kay Karlo para may batayang magkasintahan sila.

Matapos magkasama sina Tanya at Ram ay naghiwalay din sila ng pupuntahan. Tama na rin yung paminsan-minsan ay magkasama din sila. Si Ram kasi ay busy sakaniyang trabaho. Siya naman ay sa office ng PAO. Kung minsan nasa Hall of Justice. Ganon lang namn ang takbo ng career niya, kg saan siya kailangan naroon siya. Inaasikaso rin niya ang balak niyang pagpapatayo ng kaniyang sariling Law Firm. Pangarap niya kasi iyon noon pa.

Maagang umuwi si Tanya. Bukas kasi ang huling hearing ng kasong hawak niya. Pagdating niya'y nanlaki ang kaniyang mga mata sa nakita. Si Karlo.

Naroon na naman ang binata samantalang sinabihan na niya ito na huwag ng bumalik pa.

Sumulyap sakaniya ang binata pagkapasok niya ng bahay. Ngumiti pa ito na parang wala lang.

"Ikaw na naman! Hindi ba't sinabi kong huwag ka ng dadalaw pa dito." Galit na bungad niya sa binata. Sa halip ay nakangiti pa rin ito sakaniya.

"Calm down! Hindi naman ikaw ang dinadalaw ko eh. Sila!" Turan ni Karlo saka tinuro ang mga bata gamit ang niyang nguso na nagsisitakbuhan.

Nawala lang ang mga ito dahil naghanap pa sila ng ibang laruan.

Sumulyap siya sa binata. Nakahawak nga ito ng leggo na ginagawa niyang robot.

"Ate Tanya, si kuya Karlo oh. Dalaw niya po kami." Narinig niyang boses ni Elizabeth.

Tila napahiya naman siya sa pag-aakalang mangungulit na naman sakaniya ang mga bata.

"Ate halika, maglaro tayo." Yaya ni Isaac.

"Kayo nalang! Magpahinga lang si ate." Sagot niya dito.

Pinasadaan niya ng masamang tingin ang binata na parang inaapi ang itsura bago siya tumuloy ng kusina.

"Mom!" Tawag niya sa ina. Hindi niya inaasahang madadatnan niya ito.

"Hi darling! Ang aga naman ng uwi ng baby ko." Nakangiting usal ni Lucy saka hinalikan ang anak.

"Mom, akala ko nasa office ka or sa botique mo."

"Tinamad na ako anak eh. Saka isa pa, nadatnan ko nga si Karlo kaninang tanghali." Sagot naman nito saka binuhat ag tray na may lamang juice at taco. Nagsimula na itong maglakad.

"Si Karlo? Kanina pa dito?"

"Yeah!"

Sinundan niya ang kaniyang ina patungo sa kinaroroonan ni Karlo at ng mga bata.

"Karlo iho! Magmeryenda muna kayo ng mga bata." Turan ni Lucy saka nilapag ang tray sa mesa.

"Naku tita, binusog mo na ako ngayong araw na ito."

"Bakit mom? Dito rin ba siya naglunch?" Pairap na tanong niya.

"Oo anak! Sa katunayan, kasalukuyang kong pinapalambot ang ulam natin foe dinner. Favorite pala ni Karlo ang beef steak kaya iyon ang niluto ko. Maiwan ko na kayo dito ha at bisitain ko lg ang niluluto sa kitchen." Nakangiting wika ni Lucy at saka sila iniwan.

"Wow ha! Naglunch ka na dito, nakimeryenda ka pa then may dinner pa. Wag mong sabihin na may balak ka pang matulog dito?" Pagsusungit ni Tanya.

"Pwede ba?" Nakangiti parin ang binata.

"Aba Mr. Salcedo! Sumosobra ka na yata. Baka naman may balak ka pang maging yayo sa mga bata?"

"Ginagawa ko na nga eh."

Naiinis talaga si Tanya sa binata. Paano naman kasi, pinapahiya na nga niya ito para umalis pero sadyang ayaw makiramdam ang binata. Mas lalo pa niyang pinasabik ang mga bata sa paglalaro.

Sa tingin ni Tanya ay hindi niya mailalayo ang mga bata kay Karlo kaya nag-isip siya ng paraan para mawala ang atemsyon ng mga ito sa paglalaro.

"Kids, tama na ang laro. Mabuti pa, magbasa na muna kayo ng mga books para kapag nasa school na kayo, hindi na mahihirapan si teacher na magturo." Pang-eengganyo niya sa mga bata.

"Mamaya nalang ate!" Hiling ni Isaac.

"Sige na! Mamaya na ulit kayo maglaro. Marami akong faitytales book doon. Gusto niyo kwentuhan ko kayo?"

Walang umimik sa mga bata. Taagang hindi nila maiwanan ang paglalaro.

"Gusto niyo, samahan ko kayo magbasa. Para kapag meron kayong hindi alam, ituturo ko sa inyo." Narinig niyang sambit ni Karlo at ang mga bata ay todo naman ang kasiyahan.

"Sige kuya Karlo, turuan mo kami." Usal ng mga bata.

Tumaas na naman ang isang kilay ni Tanya at napabusangot ito. Kaya nga niya sinabing magbasa ng libro ang mga bata para mailayo ang mga ito sa binata pero heto't patuloy na umeeksena. Paano ba niya iiwasan ang si Karlo kung pati simpatya ng mga alaga niyang bata ay nakuha na niya?

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"Hi admin, my name is Agnes and am 17. I cleared school this year and my boyfriend who is 23 wants us to have sex. I really like him and I wouldn't want to loose him. When its comes to sex, I don't think am ready, my love for him is not based on sex or any of that stuff. He keeps saying that sex is rite of passage... like after high school.
I just don't understand him any more, he has changed since I refused. Did I do the wrong thing? Is sex that important to men?
Help, WHAT DO IT DO? "
What's your take on this ?
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Nziokaben Nixy Ngati commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:55:09 PM
        I AM COMING SOON
Eric Ericky G commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:54:26 PM
        I say a big big NO don't do it maboy n wengi lbda it's a sign atakam kukudamp after ameenjoy ur goodiez
MC Akenya Yule Mtanzania commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:49:44 PM
        Sex iz not everytng....Iz de only thing...
Ras Ghito commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:45:39 PM
        Ask My Shoe.
Rick Alfred D'noyez commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:38:51 PM
        As he calls it rite of passage jst do it dia...don lose ur guy.
Eva M Njagi commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:37:16 PM
        DONT , u beta let him go!
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Nwanzekwe Collins
at Dec 18, 2014 8:17:47 PM
Akpos Jokes
UNKNOWN NUMBER

Jane was called by an Unknown number.

UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?

JANE: Yeah.

UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you grew horns!

Next five minutes later, another Unknown caller.

UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?

JANE: No.

UNKNOWN: I see you don't love me. I'm your boyfriend.

JANE: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it was my stupid Dad!

UNKNOWN: It's not your boyfriend. It's still your dad, just wanted to confirm you really have one. Wait for me! I'm on my way!!! http://buff.ly/13xllHC
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Gods'will Ogedegbe
at Dec 18, 2014 8:17:37 PM
Sandra Ocheme
Boy: Hi Baby, do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the
man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God,
because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is
full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you
surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my
darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is
fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and
mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your
lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful
to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.

Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed
is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about
this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is
true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure,
whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is
excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen
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at Dec 18, 2014 8:08:03 PM
Diary of a Side Chick - Makhwapheni
Diary of a Side Chick - Makhwapheni

Episode 69

Nature has a therapeutic effect on people. When one goes to a park alone they expect some calm and peace of mind, especially when they are stressed. Some people go to shrinks or commit suicide when things aren't going well in their lives. Why commit suicide and leave this nice world? Suicide is like a person's way of telling God "you can't fire me, I quit". When I'm stressed I go to a park and admire nature. The trees and grass at Burgers Park are so beautiful they make one's heart develop dimples. When you are sitting there minding your own business you don't expect anyone to disturb you.

Hearing the voice behind me unexpectedly nearly made my heart freeze. You know if someone you didn't expect tiptoed behind you and screamed something it would take some seconds before your brain establishes the owner of the voice. Even if it's your mom or boyfriend. My ears were still mesmerised by Fighter Senganga's revolutionary pick up line. I slowly turned my head and Zee was standing behind me with an obese smile on her face. I was angry cause she made my thinking go wild. I actually thought it was Nkosi's wife aka Sea Lion or the bitch Maite. But I doubt they'd allow Nkosi's wife in the park. They have a 'no animals' sign at the gate. They should have a 'no bitches' sign for the likes of Maite. Zee was like "I was passing by the street and saw you sitting alone. Is everything ok? Mr Masemola left and I decided to take a walk. Why did you leave without telling me where you are going? You don't wanna know what Masemola gave me. Anyway, are you ok?". That's Zee for you. She'd say 100 things and ask 2389 questions at the same time and expect you to answer all of them. I told her I needed some fresh air after everything that happened. She was like "mama's baby ncoooooh. This is Mjondolo girlie. Survival of the fittest ha ha ha ha ha. Uzoba strong lil sis. Let's go to Bloemfotein. A friend of mine is going there tonight and I think he can do with some company. Don't worry we'll be back before Sello and madam come back". I asked her who the friend was and she went "some dude from a place called Gaborone in Botswana. Don't stress he's safe, he's a pastor. When she mentioned that I thought of Pastor Adeyomi, or should I say the late Pastor Adeyomi... I stopped trusting pastors because of that dude. Entlik many pastors aint loyal. The kids of women who go to the same church as my mom look alike. They are all dark with big eyes. Guess what, the pastor is dark and he has big eyes. I told her I aint in a mood to travel with strangers and she went "mxm wa bhora shem". Her phone rang and she told whoever called "Eish jo, mission failed. The cousin I told you about is on periods. Next time chief"

While we were talking I saw JT walking with some yellow bone chick in the park. Part of me got jealous and I decided to scream her name. When she saw me she went "ho ho ho ntwana, ntwanaa, ntwanest. Your beauty massages my eyes. O skaars okare pipi e nnyane ko Venda. O grand mara jo (you are so scarce like a small dick in Venda. Are you ok dude)?". Lol hayi things JT said always made me crack. She was wearing baggy jeans, a t-shirt written 'Nyoso Ke Mmao' and dirty All Star sneakers. Naturally, there was a cap on her head. She was like "ke mang lepsatla le o blommeng le lona ntwana? She's so beautiful okare she never goes to toilet". I laughed and asked Zee to introduce herself. Zee went "my name is Zandile but you can call me Zee or Z-D or Zan Dee or Zah". Lol I never heard of some of those nicknames before. JT's yellow bone was like "JT, can we leave babe? I'm hungry here and there". JT replied "hayi maan bofa di-brake. Can't you see I'm busy with important here? Go buy spatlho or something. You'll find me here. It's not everyday that you get to see 2 beautiful ladies at the same time". The chick went "like really JT!!!!! Is this how you gonna treat me when you see these ugly bitches. You are so .....". She didn't finish that one. Zee jumped on her and within 10 seconds I saw dust on the grass. She beat the hell out of that bitch. JT laughed and went "eh eh ngwanyana o mo pila so ke Jackie Chan? Ka mmao e ke talente. Trappa sfebe se nyele Zuu (wow a beautiful girl like you is Jackie Chan? This is real talent. Beat the hell out of that bitch)". I pulled Zee back and the bitch ran away. Zee was like "ke tla go bontsha masepa sfebe. Nxa le tlwaetse go tella batho difebe". JT looked so happy that Zee beat the yellow bone. She was like "Zee or Z-what-what, you made my day. That bitch thinks she's Obama's wife. I'm tired of her soapie-queen attitude". For some reason, whenever Zee was around me I developed a good heart. The Shaz I know would have been the one beating that bitch. But instead I was feeling sorry for that yellow bone.

Zee said we should go back to the flat as it was getting windy. She invited JT to join us as if they were friends. JT suggested that we should go buy some booze before going to the flat. I said no and Zee was like "are you crazy? How can you say no to booze? It's not like we gonna use your money". We went to the bottle store by Paul Kruger Street and JT bought 2 bottles of Skky Vodka and 4 cranberry juice. WTF, 2 bottles of Skky Vodka during the week is like an application to a premature mental death. She was smiling ear to ear like JT was Father Christmas....or rather Mother Christmas if there's such. As we were walking back to the flat I saw a car with the registration number I was very familiar with parked next to KFC. It belonged to Hector. I assumed he was inside KFC so I decided to go check. I really don't know why I wished to see him but my heart wanted to see him. I told JT and Zee I'll find them at the flat and they didn't even give me any attention. They were talking as if they knew each other for years. Zee was a character and half bathong. She clicked with everyone just like that. When I got inside KFC I spotted Hector at the queue. I hesitated at first but gathered courage to approach him and said hi. To my surprise he was so happy to see me. He gave me a hug and asked if he can buy me something. I was craving StreetWise Pap but it's so embarrassing to ask a guy to buy you such a cheap meal in front of people. I told him to buy me anything that is suitable for a gorgeous girl like me. He laughed and bought me a burger.

After taking our order we went to his car. He kinda looked a bit thin and less hot. He asked about what I have been up to and I lied that I joined some church and I was a choir leader. I told him I was about to graduate and was looking forward to working. He listened attentively as I lied to him. When it was his turn to tell me what he has been up to he started sobbing. I remained silent until his sobs died. What happened to 'MEN DON'T CRY'?. Men of nowadays are so fong kong. No wonder they scream louder than us when having sex. We even compete for a mirror with them. Modern men aint loyal. He went "Nomsa left me. She tried to forgive me but it was not easy for her. Whenever I went home late she would think I was with you. She even tried to scare you off when you were in hospital. She told me she came with fake blood and threatened to inject you with it. It was just a desperate attempt to get you out of my life. She stays in Centurion with her cousin now. It's not your fault, I blame myself for taking advantage of you. I'm a fool". I didn't know what to say, so I told him we should go join JT and Zee at the flat. He agreed and we drove to the parking next to Ceres. We took our food and headed to the apartment. On our way up he told me he took leave from work cause he wanted his broken heart to heal. When we got apartment one Skky Vodka bottle was almost empty. Zee and JT were dancing like nobody's business. To my surprise, they weren't playing kwaito, they were playing deep house. JT danced like a man and Zee like a hooker trying to attract horny niggers. Hector stared at Zee for about a minute like his eyes were seeing thru her clothes. Nxa, Zee's ass always attracted eyes of every guy. I introduced Hector to Zee and JT. The lesbo mixed Skky and cranberry for us and we joined the party. It was around 10pm that I noticed my eyes were seeing double. Zee and JT were kissing on the couch. Hector was like "mmmmmhhh, let's join the party". JT said in a drunk voice "yho yho ka mmao Zee is the shit. Sharon, wena you have dry lips. Zee's lips are like Ster Kinekor's popcorns. See me now see me no more. Abashwe".

I whispered to Hector "maybe we should take the party to your house. I see we are not welcome here. I can't stand lesbians". Hector agreed and before I could close the door Zee and JT went "COMDOMISE ha ha ha ha ha ha ha". On our way to Mahube Valley Hector was saying senseless things. He was like "Nomsa can go to hell. You see that house, it's yours. You are moving in with me. I'm gonna dump that bitch and marry you. Plus she can't shag. She just lies there and let me do all the work. Wena. You are like an automatic car in bed...trap 'n los wayawaya". His words were music to my ears. Every girl wanna have a house of her own. Nomsa was out of the pic so it was my time to shine. When we got to his house he undressed me in the lounge. He kissed me while fingering me. I felt so awe-to-the-some. Me and Hector had a connection for days. He knew where to touch. He told me to dunuza so he could enter from behind. I bent it like Beckham and told him to fuck me hard. He was like "shit, lemme go take condoms in the bedroom. Don't move neh...sexy". I remained in the position he left me in. I wanted him hard and harder. I wanted to make sure he enjoyed it to the fullest cause I didn't want him to change his mind about me moving in. Take lessons girls, if you don't want him to change his mind about something, give it to him like you are a hooker. We have resources to control men, so let's use our vaginas to the best of their abilities.

I heard kkrrrr khahlaaa.... "So bitch, you thought you could break my marriage and get away with it...."

WTF......

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Timomartic Owakabi
at Dec 18, 2014 8:05:08 PM
UNKNOWN NUMBER
Jane was called by an Unknown number.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: Yeah.
UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your
dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me when you
grew horns!
Next five minutes later, another Unknown
caller.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: No.
UNKNOWN: I see you don't love me. I'm your
boyfriend.
JANE: Oh Sweet heart, I love you. I thought it
was my stupid Dad!
UNKNOWN: It's not your boyfriend. It's still
your dad, just wanted to confirm you really
have one. Wait for me! I'm on my way!!!
Guess what happened next!!!!!!
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Karubanga Johnmary Amooti Omubwijwa commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:07:16 PM
        Slaps
Sham Joash Martins commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:12:59 PM
        suicide!!!
Kayaga Sonia Vannesa commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:16:24 PM
        running from home to boy friend
Xhakia N Majid commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:16:27 PM
        Ejo gyali migo
Tumugonze Alfred commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:16:32 PM
        Jane collapsing
Paetrick Okiror commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:16:49 PM
        emigo
Bamutange Ronald commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:18:34 PM
        ngwala
Solomon Cyvicon commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:20:21 PM
        Da Gal Went 2 Da Boyfriend
Sham Joash Martins commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:21:46 PM
        sua?
Bmb De Youngsta commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:24:43 PM
        laugh
Richard Kijjambu commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:28:27 PM
        Mwana
Amanya Ahmed commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:29:13 PM
        emigo
Shaffic Tumusiime commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:29:55 PM
        eeh mama , kali nyc
Kigongo Faisal commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:30:10 PM
        migo
Kamusiime Brendah commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:32:34 PM
        Eeeeeeeh
Ashaba Frank Jane commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:37:11 PM
        banange i dint recieve any unknown number
Nelly Hilson Owere commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:38:45 PM
        egyo giba miggo
Ndyamuba David commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:40:55 PM
        Hmmmm Kika
Mukakanya Alex commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:44:59 PM
        confusing really
Nkomey Emma commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:45:25 PM
        Laba endigito!
Dhimu Roland commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:45:52 PM
        afude oyo
Xacxin Modi commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:46:53 PM
        hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,,,,,,,,,,,can' t stop laughing,,,,,,,,,,hahahahahaha
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The Very Wrath of Love
at Dec 18, 2014 8:01:59 PM
A FEW HOURS AFTER THIS

A woman decides to break up with her boyfriend at the same time he is beaten up by a mysterious assailant.

HEATHER
You know, it’s funny, I thought that voice sounded weirdly familiar. But he usually doesn’t scream profanity at me.

BERNARD
Well, give him time.

HEATHER
You hate me.

BERNARD
This is your major concern? Your new boyfriend just beat up your old boyfriend and he didn’t even know he was your old boyfriend. It was just how he says “hi.”

HEATHER
He said you were yelling horrible things about women.

BERNARD
In my defense, an hour later it turns out they’re true.
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Ndikuncamile Sthandwa
at Dec 18, 2014 7:49:19 PM
S2

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Yaphela inyanga kusemnandi kunjalo and yonke into ihamba kakuhle...Kwezi and I were even more happy ebomini bethu with a baby girl...we were even more in love than anything...ndimthanda more than life itself...kodwa uSethu kwakungathi urhalela ukuba yingxaki but that's talk for another day...Thando was doing great naye, ebonakala onwabile with his new life...he truly was made for this...he and Zip were happy, hay she really tamed him..my brother was really in love with her....Matt and Palz were going from strength to strength ke bona...lobola negotiations were just around the corner, they were officially engaged...hayini bethuna ichomi yam iyatshata :) nobhuti wam ke nalapha...what could be better than that? Luth and Soy were good too, they were planning on buying a house...my sis was gaining weight...caba umtshato uyamvuma straight...emhle laway...kakhulu kunakuqala...they wanted to expand their family....the kids of the family were growing up...Lelo and Nakh were going to turn two...umntanam ebezama noko ukuthetha...she's too cute and Qama was growing too...3 months yonke ndzeee utana ka Dabs wakhe ^_^ ....

Bekuyi birthday month yethu noThando, turning 21 so obviously my brother wanted to do something big....party like nobody's business and honestly mna I was totally up for that...hell yes I needed a party and Matt said akanastress he will finance it...but I didn't want your traditional 21st kemna...a party at home with a dress code...food, good music and drinks...we decided on a pool party so idress code was swim wear.....

So a day before the party, Palz and I went into town, siyothenga a few things...nje izinto ezishotayo for iparty plus izinto zokunxiba...we went to Pick n Pay then saya kwi ndawo yempahla for izinto zoqubha...we were just browsing around sijonga nje then mna I found it...a pink bikini with white polka dots
Me "oh my Gosh I love it!"
Palz "izokufanela nyani chomi" I smiled
Me "you think so?"
Palz "I know it"
Me "aww thanks my friend...so what about you?"
Palz "yhu andiyaz noba yi pool party beniyicenge ntoni khona le...I just gave birth...look at me!" I laughed
Me "hay chomi suba dramatic...khetha ifull body and a sarong ke ba uneworry lomhlobo"
Palz "andifuni unxiba bathing...kwa...."
Me "yho hay ke...awuzi epartini yam unganxibanga idress code...plus you have nothing to worry about...you look sexy and umhle...please chomi" I pouted and gave sad eyes
Palz "okay fine...yhu...I'll take that one"
Me "Yay! :D " wathatha yona sayobhatala...

Xa siphuma eshop...sadibana noLitha and Ziyanda...wow now those are faces I haven't seen in a while...he smiled xa endibona
Litha "Ntando" and he hugged me, ndakhe ndaxakwa "hi!"
Me "hello"
Litha "wow you look so beautiful...unjani?"
Me " :-/ I'm okay and you?"
Litha "ndishap...I'm so happy to see that uright...I was worried ndisova about your parents...I'm sorry again"
Me "its okay...I'm coping...thank you for your concern though"
Litha "ja" then wathula wandijonga...Ziyanda cleared her throat
Zi "uhm baby we have to go"
Litha "okay just a second so um Ntando...there's something I'd like to discuss with you"
Me "what's that?"
Litha "I think we should um...talk alone...somewhere..."
Me "I don't think that's a good idea Litha"
Palz "yeah its not...choms...let's go" she pulled my arm sahamba "jeez what is it with that guy"
Me "I don't know and trust me when I say, I don't want to find out...let's go" sahamba ke, sabuyela endlini....

The following day was our birthday, ndaqala ndavuswa nje zi-phone calls, messages from friends and family...salungisa for iparty, ndahlamba umntana ndamnxibisa into yakhe yoswimmer epink
Lelo "afani neka mamam" I smiled
Me "ewe minxi ziyafana"
Lelo "wele lakho mna?"
Me "ewe singamawele thina" she smiled and hugged me, sagqiba and mna ndayoncedisa where I'm needed....

People started arriving with presents and stuff, we played music and the party started kwi back yard...people were having fun
Thando "this is a great turn out sis"
Me "I know...its fantastic"
Thando "you know this is the first time I've celebrated my birthday in years"
Me "nyani? Phofu besingayaz noba uzalwa nini"
Thando "I stopped making a big deal out of kwakudala"
Me "well you have me now to share it with...we are so making a big deal out of it!" He laughed
Zip "mm azba nihleba nithini" we turned to face her, we hugged "happy birthday you two"
Me "thanks G awusemhle"
Thando "ngubaby kabani ke lo!" I laughed
Me "hehehe ukuphapha yimalini dan"
Zip "umhle nawe my friend"
Me "thanks, khath ndiyokhangela utata wakwam...I miss him"
Thando "cool" ndabashiya be-all lovey dovey apho....

Ndibone uKwezi at the end of the garden standing with Sethu...ndaya straight kubo
Me "hello" I held him from behind, he tipped his head back and kissed me
Kwezi "hey, missed me?'
Me "you know it...molo S" ebetshintshe apha ebusweni, ndabe ndincume...
S "happy birthday" watsho ngathi akafuni
Me "thanks"
S "I'll leave you two alone"
Me "okay...bye" she left and Kwezi turned to face me "ebesithini lowa kuwe?"
Kwezi "trying to get me back or something like that" mxm ndavele ndadikwa
Me "she has no shame ne? I thought she was a decent person ke at least"
Kwezi "ja kodwa baby libala ngaye...you say you missed me?" :)
Me "yes I did" I pulled him close and we kissed....

The party carried on, kumnandi nje, Sethu busy there making eyes at my man...anyway we all drank, swam, danced and had fun...

Ebusuku people started leaving, xa ezophuma uSethu, ndamthi nqaku and pulled her aside
Me "jonga apha ntombazana ndini...listen to me and listen to me good! You had your chance with Kwezi when you stole him from me...you blew it and now he's back where he belongs and that's with me...he knows it and so do I....so you better stay away from him and let us be!" She tried to pull her arm kodwa ndamqinisa
S "or what?" I dug my nails into her skin kwaphuma igazi "ouch! Ndiyeke maan!" Ndampusha wayobetheka edongeni "what the hell is wrong with you?"
Me "or next time I won't be so nice! I tear you limb from limb if you don't stay the hell away from MY boyfriend and the father of MY child! Now everytime you look at your arm and so those nail marks...you will think of me and what I am capable off"
S "uphambene maan wena!"
Me "hlukana noKwezi...don't push Sethu uyeva? Don't you dare push me...hlukana noKwezi ba uyayazi into ekulungeleyo! Hamba apha lento etsho ngobhitya!! Futsek!!" Waphuma enyoshoza...nx!

I folded my arms angrily...I'll be damned if I let that bitch take Kwezi again...I love him and this time ndizomlwelwa...Sethu makayofa tsek inja!

Palz "and then? What was that about?"
Me "intoni?"
Palz "you and Sethu...ingathi bekunzima"
Me "ha.a akho nix...I was just giving her a friendly warning"
Palz "mm okay...I hope ukuvile"
Me "I hope so too...she must not test me!"
Palz "ey ooSethu madoda ngoziphatha kakubi!!" Sahamba sayohlala nabanye....

We were in the lounge just us as a family...Kwezi, Zip, Palz and Luth included of course
Matt "I have a few words to say to my little bro and sis...ndizoqala ngawe Rinkie...when mom brought home this beautiful baby girl I was 7 years old...I was so excited about being a big brother to two little girls...ndibathanda ukufa and as I grew up, I learned that she's actually my aunt's child kodwa that didn't change the way I felt about you, I still loved you as my own blood...I've watched you grow up and blossom into this beautiful young lady, you have such a big heart and care so much about those around you...a little crazy but in a way...so free spirited and open...its been nothing but a pleasure having you in my life...I love you Riri" I smiled :)
Me "I love you too big bro"
Matt "ndize kuwe Thando...bra as much as I love having these ladies in my life...I hated it too ngoba bendibethwa yi vote(I) kakhulu...sometimes I'd end having to do izinto ezifunwa ndim ndodwa or ndenze ezo ezifunwa ngabo because I had no one to hangout with me but I've been so eternaly grateful since the day sifumanisa ukuba ungubhuti wethu...its like you were the missing piece in a puzzle and we didn't even know about it...I'm happy to have you mfethu...we still have a long way to mna nawe and trust me xa ndisithi kusazobamnandi...I know this might sound gay...but ndiyakuthanda bra" we all laughed
Thando "ndiyakuthanda nam bra yam..."
Matt "haike ndigqibile mna...Soy?"

She smiled
Soy "nothing but I know that abazali bethu are looking down and smiling at us for what we've become...sisakhula ke and I hope that we don't change...sihlale sinje ukuze sibenze proud even though bengasekho...they loved us and we miss them everyday but they will forever live in our hearts...this is our family now...sonke njengoba silapha kulendlu...all we have is each other and I love you mna...kakhulu"
Us "we love you too Soy"
Me "okay enough with soppiness I want to open presents..."
Thando "utsho endodeni sis!" Watsho etsibela eyakhe....kwatsho iknock emnyango
Me "I'll get it!"

I went to open the door and a colored man...maybe in his late 40's was standing in the doorway...enxibe smart casual
Me "can I help you?"
Him "I'm looking for the Williams Residence"
Me "yiyo le"
Him "great...I'm Patrick Daniels"..... :-/ :-/
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Yandiswa Nazo Yash commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:10:07 PM
        Ndcela ilikes torho yibrthdae yam
Zanele Pearl commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:20:13 PM
        Hi guys im new in this diary nd i really loved it i've started reading it 4rm season 1n insert 1 up2 nw...so if you really a loving family can i get a warm welcome....*winx*
Nombeko Merile commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:16:59 PM
        Tjo heeee.... Uvelaphi ngk ingathi uzokwenza ubomi bubenzima nozonwabele
Queen Vee Aviwe commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:05:04 PM
        :O yapela I party
Nwabisa Mankayi commented at Dec 18, 2014 7:59:04 PM
        lol that's a great birthday present I hope
Babaluar Mvello's Mum Mlenzana commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:56:21 PM
        Suprise :) Daddy
Sibusisiwe Siwe Ntswahlana Mayase commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:53:23 PM
        Thts a great birthday present i hope ;)umncedile ke lo unguSethu shem
Sonele Ayabulela Zamacirha Yibe commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:53:16 PM
        Tjuuu heee ulilawu kanti kudala ndikukrokrela kee imikhuba lee yakho iyakuchaza
Nosisi Madlomo Skeyi commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:52:35 PM
        Heee hay bethunan andiyaz ndthen uMatt evrytym kthethw ngaye lyk engqondwen yam uyila charactr kaMathw 4rm generation impintsh kaChoppa,i knw ukb aynguy kdw ndimjongel kuye ndinomfanekis ngqondwen wakhe nd i dnt knw y is tht.
Maka Phume Ntosh commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:51:31 PM
        Yhoooooo
Mao Ngwev'elihle Hlamvana commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:49:53 PM
        Wow
Thandie Alakhe commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:49:48 PM
        Iyhoyhoooo bavelaphi baza one by one?
Nobathembu Princess Nana Mbema commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:48:57 PM
        Tjoooo haibo pelile na..saybawel enye sani yini torho
Phaphama Hashe commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:48:36 PM
        Wow
Amanda Nconco Matyolo commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:46:06 PM
        Tshin thixo hai bavela bevelile
Asenathi Sese Melitafa commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:44:54 PM
        Tjooo
Masbewu Magcwanini Gcobisa commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:44:17 PM
        The hell
Zamokuhle Yonwaba Cekiso commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:43:32 PM
        mhm i just love Williams family :-) <3
Sibabeautiful Nolha Luu Manya commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:42:34 PM
        WTF :O
Dolly Dolz Bala commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:40:49 PM
        Tjoooooo, thee Patrick Daniels
Nande Qeqe commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:39:43 PM
        What the heLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mpho Maphike commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:39:14 PM
        Yhoooo wtf is he doing here qeda injabulo le meck
Yandisa Tshingana commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:38:51 PM
        Wow wlcm de father of de twins aftr so long happy 4 u guys I love u loads #including de whole family
Bongiwe Bongie commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:35:58 PM
        Yho ngtata wenu guyz
Nathi Precious Nguza commented at Dec 18, 2014 8:33:40 PM
        Wtf
DP
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at Dec 18, 2014 7:28:01 PM
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