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Family Problem,,..

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once." We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...
I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years."
After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems.
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Gimme a break !!

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2 Girls face to face:
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1st: hi sweetheart
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2nd: hi, Darling ..
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And when they talk on their backs about
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1st: she is so selfish (matlabi) . .
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2nd: she is kamini
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2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu
pura yeda lag raha hy .
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2nd: kutte, apne baap se
mazakk:?
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And when they talk on their
backs . .
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1st: mast banda hy yar . .
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2nd: bhai hy apna.. Bhai..
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agree boys..?

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Husband wife shopping kr k nikalte hai
tab b ek bikhari kehta
ye husn ki malika
5 rupaye de de aandha hoon
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Husband wife ki taraf dekhta aur khta hai .
Dede
bechara
waqaai m
aandha hai !

;)

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Half Naked Girls Are Hot, While Well Dressed Girls Are Beautiful...
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Hell Is Hot, While Heaven Is Beautiful...
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The Choice Is Yoursss !

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How many LIKES for this awesome bowler?
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MITCHELL STARC (Y)

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Daily Bhaskar
#Aishwarya Rai, Karisma Kapoor, Pooja Bhatt, Urmila: Check out the stunning bikini babes of 90s

Click to see pictures - http://daily.bhaskar.com/news-hf/ENT-aishwarya-rai-karisma-kapoor-pooja-bhatt-urmila-check-out-the-bikini-babes-of-90-4916719-PHO.html
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Husband wife watching today's match b/w West indies and Zimbabwe together:

After 5 minutes:

Wife: Is this Bret Lee?
Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler.

Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket.
Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one.

Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It's West indies vs Zimbabwe.

Wife: How many runs they need to win now?
Husband: 72 runs in 36 balls.

Wife: Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball.
Husband: *Turns off the TV*

Wife Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"
Husband: Who is girl here ?

Wife: Don't you dare disturb me!

(Y) ;)

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Why boys get blocked on fb::Part 2

Here is the Reason Read it slowly.
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Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*
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BOY :Hey
Girl:hii
Boy: how r u.?
Gal:me fine nd wht's abt u?
Boy: me too fine...
study krti ho..?
Gal: ha krti hu.
Boy: BF hai..?
Girl:ha hai...
Boy:HD me...
★Blocked forever★
Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Fan...
*gets blocked*
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Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??.
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*
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Boy: You sing very sweet..
Gal :no m juSt a bathroom singer..
Boy:kabi bulao apne live concert pe..
☆blocked instantly☆



girl puts status on Facebook: Feeling fresh…!!!
Boy comments: Tatti kar li kya??
*blocked forever*

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Mom:" Son, get up its time to go to College..
Son:" No Maa.. I don't want
to go to college..
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Mom:" Give me 2 reasons why don't u want to go to college..
Son:" 1. All students hate me..
2. All staff hates me..
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Mom:" Ooh! That's not a reason..
Come on, U must go to college..
Son:" Give me 2 reasons why I should go 2 college..
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Mom:" 1. U are 47 years old..
2. U are the Principal of the college..
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Moral:" Sirf Bachon ka hi Dil nahi karta Chhutti karne ka !

(y) ;)

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Real love is not based on romance,
Candle light dinner
And
Walks along the beach....
In fact....
it is based on
Respect...
Compromise...
Care...
and
Trust !

(y) <3

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